(Source: verdeverve)
Emergency replacement beard. Say anything and I’ll hurt you.
If you say my name three times in a small mirror I will appear and frown at you
I have so much work I should be doing
(Source: brain-food)
I have gotten very little sleep this week and every day I forget to get a haircut the matter becomes increasingly urgent
(Source: wrong-url-motherfucker)
Hangover hair
The Front Bottoms were brilliant live and then we met them afterwards and talked for a while and they were such awesome people that it’s unfair that they are really cool and they make really cool music.
Today I look like that aunty that your parents say you’re not allowed to visit anymore but no one will tell you why
(Source: extinto)
The two weeks my friends were back from university was s w e l l
The night was good, the morning needs some work.
