It took a while for me to get into, but I love the new The Story So Far Album. Ryan Torf is easily one of the best drummers in pop-punk right now.
It’s really short though (like, 20 minutes shorter than the new Wonder Years album), jeez.
Oh man, that season finale of New Girl was brilliant. It was even better than How I Met Your Mother’s, although I hope they don’t go down the latter’s lame route of “will they/won’t they” until you don’t care anymore.
Lady shower products smell so much better than men shower products. Sometimes I like to smell like a meadow and my yearning for lavender will never be satisfied while a slave to Lynx.
According to the machine (never trust machines) I just burnt 911 calories which would explain why I’m so hungry I could eat a horse (or a Findus lasagne, same thing).
Instagram pictures of cola with names on the wrapper are the height of internet stupidity
Love and cool nicknames are pretty similar because you spend your childhood and young adult life expecting both and feeling like they’re just necessary privileges of existence that everyone eventually gets but somewhere between your 20s and 50s you realise it’s probably not going to happen.