July 2012
Picture this: You wake up in a room that’s slowly filling with poison gas. You have to get out within 2 minutes, and there are two doors leading to two different Hells. The first room is filled with preteen girls who are arguing over the best looking member of One Direction, the second room has one teenage boy who only wants to talk about how modern music sucks and how much he hates Justin...
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megandear replied to your photoset: I like taking pictures and my friend Joe likes to…
These are really awesome. Well done!
Why thank you!
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I'm gonna start screaming, "OEDIPUS!" instead of...
miikan:
jakenglishsexual:
ahabschesthairs:
grownupgardengnostic:
…wait whats the joke?
have you ever read oedipus rex? its a greek tradgedy.
He was the FIRST motherfucker.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGUDHACFarfsfgjsdkf literature jokes high 5
Losing a follower used to make me sad, now I just consider it ‘weeding out the weak ones’
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I live in constant fear that I will make an off-the-cuff text post and someone will reblog it with a stupid joke and make it get thousands of notes.
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Yeah right, the man who single-handedly defeated killed Manbearpig is a loser
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Confessions
felkx:
waiting for death
like a cat
that will jump on the
bed
I am so very sorry for
my wife
she will see this
stiff
white
body
shake it once, then
maybe
again
"Hank!"
Hank won't
answer.
it's not my death that
worries me, it's my wife
left with this
pile of
nothing.
I want to
let her know
though
that all the nights
sleeping
beside her
even the useless
arguments
were things
ever...
I need help figuring out my TV to get the new BBC channels that show the olympics and I also need a subtle way of saying “I don’t mind if I can only get the channel that shows women’s beach volleyball”
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riddlemehiddleston:
cat-adores-loki:
anearlywitch:
Also, thank you, all of you for not giving any The Dark Knight Rises spoilers, y’all are amazing.
bruce wayne is batman
son of a bitch
unp:
tennasea:
remember msn
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