March 2012
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change...
johnfenixaran:
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
LADDER.
I MEANT LADDER.
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People who try to push onto trains while people are getting off should be burnt alive and sacrificed for the good of humanity. It’s the only way we can move forward as a species.
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I’ve been stuck on Pokemon White for so long, I want to delete it and start again, but I really don’t want to lose my Rufflet that’s about to evolve into Braviary. Damn dilemmas!
Making me watch Nicki Minaj adverts before I try and listen to actual music should be considered terrorism
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Some days are good, some days are tough, some days these dreams just ain’t enough, but when you’re here with me that’s all I need
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merrickraven replied to your post: Spent ages discussing the tattooist I want and the…
That will be the best tattoo ever. ;)
I know right!
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The new Lostprophets album is awesome! Possibly their best yet!
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My friends have girlfriends, which means they can’t play Xbox with me all the time. Stupid monogamous relationships!
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fuckyeahadept:
You better dance, dance, dance forever. You’re only pretty when you’re sweating.
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I love Adept so much. I’ll always regret missing them when they supported Rise to Remain in Manchester. They need to come to the UK for a headline tour at a time I’m free and have money!
She’s mad, but she’s magic.
– Charles Bukowski
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fuckyeahadept:
‘I still recall the laughter, so let’s celebrate! I’m proposing a toast to the whore that you are!’
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Asked my Dad for drinking money and then came in and my Mum had already got me drinks. I might be a free-loading-unemployed-teenage-waste-of-space-clichè, but at least I’m not a sober one!
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natureisawhorexo replied to your post: Spent ages discussing the tattooist I want and the…
fanboy
I know, but I love him so much
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Spent ages discussing the tattooist I want and the picture of Adam Ant I want doing for my 18th, and convincing my Dad to pay for it. This will be on my arm this Summer hopefully!
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deadwrongx asked: I apologise in advance for the awful drawing I just sent you :')
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I love the fact that I can send my mum texts like “The new Lostprophets album is awesome!” and she’ll be psyched to go see ‘em live next month for the fifth time. Also, my Dad’s upstairs playing it full blast from the speakers in my room so he can listen to it while he’s in the shower.
My parents are great.
Tonight, the whitest people in all of the north western area break out their best chinos and go to Manchester to see Odd Future.