May 2013
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Zach Braff’s Kickstarter-funded movie has Jim Parsons, Anna Kendrick, and Donald Faison, and it’s literally going to be so quirky that it feels like we’re all just waiting for the inevitable casting of Zooey Deschanel.
Or maybe it’s going to be a two parter, and the first part will be a prequel where Anna Kendrick and Zooey Deschanel have to fight to the death to decide...
I’m literally choking on my own saliva and it hurts so much. Tell them all I was murdered. Murdered by my failure to evolve.
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I have been thinking about letting my hair grow, I have been thinking about cuttin’ it short, I have been thinking about dying it yellow, but I don’t think I have the bone structure or wardrobe to support that kind of look
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They keep making controllers more convoluted and unnecessarily insane, when in reality the d-pad and A and B buttons you got on Gameboys were comprehensive enough.
bbcsports asked: YOU SHAVED?! I'm gonna need a moment...
[[MORE]]Since I made the rash and silly decision to shave, looking at my own reflection is kind of like looking into another world where I have an uglier, evil twin. It’s unsettling. I have too much face. My self-esteem went down the drain with my face-fro. At least it’ll grow back.
This was really uninteresting for a Read More post, wasn’t it? I feel like you all expected a...
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I hate watching the news, it’s a constant reminder that everything in the world is terrible.
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fishingboatproceeds:
code-red-arthur:
festusthehappydragon:
darkstoriesofthenorth:
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subliminal-mind-duck:
John Green’s car breaks down
The Fault in Our Cars
John Green gets locked in a pub
The Fault in Our Bars
John Green writes a strongly worded pamphlet on the flaws of the Russian Monarchy
The Fault in Our Czars
John Green talks about un-scary...
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sheispuzzled:
Daisy, I tell you.
People always say Daisy is the worst Brand New album, but it’s like their best
You’d think with my extreme exam panic, I wouldn’t have abandoned my morning schedule that was meant to be followed by intense library revision for the alternative, which was sleeping in and waking up only for whatever lecture my Mum was giving me as I went back to sleep.
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Applying for a job in a pub tomorrow and I know someone there so hopefully I’ll be able to grease the wheels and get in. I need a job for Summer really badly, as I’ve got no money for Summer and I’m moving to London in September.
I’ll probably have to tie my hair back, but I assume working in a bar means you can drink on the job so, swings and roundabouts.
I want “shut up not everyone has to like Lord of the Rings, Jesus Christ” carved on my gravestone.
I feel repulsed when people try to lump Tumblr users into one convenient little box (“we all reblog porn and supernatural hahaha” - how about you reblog yourself away from me) but I do love the fact that the public statements about the Yahoo/Tumblr acquisition involved one side promising “not to screw it up” and one side ending their statement with “fuck yeah”....
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I say I’ll prepare for exams today and then today becomes tonight and tonight becomes tomorrow and it’s kind of like an out of body experience where I feel like I’m watching myself be a dimwit but I can’t do anything about it despite knowing full well that I literally can do something about it. Ya know?
The person who runs the Facebook page for How I Met Your Mother is such a moron that I’m almost certain he/she wrote all of the show’s eighth season.
The Wonder Years just said they were signing at Slam Dunk, which is going to be cool as heck. Last year I got my ticket signed by Taking Back Sunday and this year it’ll be The Wonder Years. How swell is Slam Dunk Festival?!
I’m not being lame and fangirling because Soupy replied to me on Twitter you’re being lame and fangirling because Soupy replied to me on Twitter
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thingtypestuff:
The internet’s habits of shortening phrases and words tends to make things confusing, so I’ll explain this one in hopes of clearing things up: “Feminazi,” is short for, “I don’t actually know what feminists or Nazis are.”
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I’m waiting for a Nickelback album titled “Hey, At Least We’re Not Creed”.
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