Why does my sister get a ball pit and not me?
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We made love tonight as the result of a fight.
When you put your arms around me the whole worlds alright.
The social stigma around having a beer belly isn’t as important as having a place to rest your beer when you’re drunk and lying down.
Fast and Furious 6 made me laugh and cry and, my god, who knew a fight scene could make ya cry?
A character I love died and I’m going to need some time to grieve before seeing it again.
JESUS CHRIST WHAT AN ACTION MOVIE
Off to see Fast and Furious 6 finally, hence slightly over the top excitement.
Just nearly blinded my eye with hairspray. My dedication to a gapless fringe will be the death of me.
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Dwayne Johnson never seems to work as a lead actor, but add him to a franchise with an already strong cast and you get brilliance. Everything he says in Fast 5 is ridiculous and laughable and excellent.
“If he goes to the john, I wanna know how many times he shakes it”
And that’s how, with a few minor adjustments, you can turn a regular gun into five guns.
Bought tickets for Fast and Furious 6 tonight, and now im watching Fast5. I fucking love these movies, I’m so psyched! Aaaaahhh!
THE GUY ON THE PLANE IN THE FRIENDS FINALE IS THE GUY FROM THAT 70S SHOW AND THE DEAN IN COMMUNITY NO WAY
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